So, there’s these recent observations of the Earth’s gravity fields using precise lazer tracking of satellites to see the tiny changes in the orbits of those blar, blar, blar… and that it shows an upward bulge at the Earth’s equator and a downward bulge at the poles and I came up with a good enough reason, and I put it to you thus way (((giggles))):

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Iโve got a bad case of body grabityโฆ..
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Careful.
You are squashing my country!
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