So what if it rained every time I got out of the car yesterday, and kept the flippin’ wipers going. Rain did not stop play and I think it was a good day. There was good company and of course pineapple (one of my favourite fruits) I had fritter and chips, with a pineapple pop. I didn’t have a Hawaiian pizza, but you know what: I actually like pineapple chunks on my pizza. Pineapple chunks in a sweet and sour goes down a treat too.
Did I mention, that I tried to grow a pineapple? It didn’t work. I think someone might have pulled a few spikes out of the top before I bought the fruit. I did all the right things, the compost, the watering, but it went bad. Still, maybe some day I will be successful and I’ll let you know.
Okay, well I was looking for puns and I just read this on upjoke.com: ‘Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans… They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.’
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The only food gag I know: I told my wife I was going to make a bicycle out of macaroni, but she didn’t believe me till I rode pasta (You have to read it out loud)… I’ll get my coat…
My aim in life, is to at least live as long as many of my recycled jokes have.
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Love the pun.
Thanks for the smile.