So what if it rained every time I got out of the car yesterday, and kept the flippin’ wipers going.ย  Rain did not stop play and I think it was a good day.ย  There was good company and of course pineapple (one of my favourite fruits)ย  I had fritter and chips, with a pineapple pop.ย  I didn’t have a Hawaiian pizza, but you know what: I actually like pineapple chunks on my pizza.ย  Pineapple chunks in a sweet and sour goes down a treat too.ย ย 

photo of pineapple wearing black aviator style sunglasses and party hat

Did I mention, that I tried to grow a pineapple?ย  It didn’t work.ย  I think someone might have pulled a few spikes out of the top before I bought the fruit.ย  I did all the right things, the compost, the watering, but it went bad.ย  Still, maybe some day I will be successful and I’ll let you know.

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Okay, well I was looking for puns and I just read this on ‘Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans… They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.’ย 


4 thoughts on “Pineapple

  1. The only food gag I know: I told my wife I was going to make a bicycle out of macaroni, but she didn’t believe me till I rode pasta (You have to read it out loud)… I’ll get my coat…


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